why doesnt zayn wear purple more often why doesnt he love me
if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
me: *is naked and oiled up, skin glistening in the midday sun*
why you should be my friend
- I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
- I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
- I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
- nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
when u do really well on a test without studying
my aesthetic is japan zayn getting mad at niall for not eating miso soup correctly
straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)
straight white boy: are you sure? ;)